Some unsolicited thoughts on Teen Wolf:
- Everyone on this show is annoying but Stiles and Lydia. Dylan O’Brien should be the star of this show, as he’s clearly the only likable one.
- I can’t deal with Scott’s emo-ness.
- Lydia is fabulous but does not get enough screen time. More please. She came up with the idea of making a molotov cocktail in chem lab for crying out loud. Can you say Walter White protégé?
- Colton Haynes, you’re so pretty, but man do you know how to overact.
- Bring back Peter the Alpha.
- Nice music, MTV. Now if you only played music more than you do reality TV shows, we’d still be friends.
- Colton Haynes, dial it down. But please continue to be shirtless.
- Allison, enough with the righteous indignation.
- Lydia knows archaic Latin. Your argument is invalid.
- Tyler Hoechlin’s bit in the season 2 opening credits is mesmerizing.
- Also mesmerizing, Gage Golightly’s sleepy eyes. Can’t. Stop. Staring.
- Scott, your girlfriend just told you she can take care of herself. Stop smothering her.
- Yes, Colton Haynes. You’re everyone’s type.
